Joke - The Gift!

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. 


The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. 

"Is it wine?" she guessed. 

"No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ? 

"No," said the little boy... "It's a puppy!" 

Joke - Things My Mother Taught Me

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME


1. LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." 


2. TO THINK AHEAD..."If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!" 


3. TO MEET A CHALLENGE..."What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"


4. HUMOR..."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 


5. HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT..."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up. 


6. GENETICS..."You are just like your father!" 


7. ABOUT MY ROOTS..."Do you think you were born in a barn?" 


8. ABOUT THE WISDOM of AGE..."When you get to be my age, you will understand." 


9. ANTICIPATION..."Just wait until your father gets home." 


10. RECEIVING..."You are going to get it when we get home." 


And, my all-time favorite - JUSTICE..."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU -- then you'll see what it's like!" 

Joke - Blank Report Card

A little boy had been pawing over the stock of greeting cards at a stationery store. 

After a few minutes the clerk became curious and asked, "Just what is it you're looking for, sonny? Birthday greeting? Message to a sick friend? Anniversary congratulations to your mom and dad?" 

The boy shook his head, "No." 

"Then what kind of card is it that you want?" asked the clerk. 

The boy answered wistfully, "Got anything in the line of blank report cards?"

CHRISTIN JUSTIN NI MISS EXCELLENCY OPEN UNI. OF TANZANIA 2010

Mshindi wa shindano la Vodacom Miss Exellence Open Unirversity of Tanzania 2010 Christin Justin (kati) akiwa na washindi wengine kwenye shindano hilo usiku wa kuamkia leo kwenye kampas ya chuo hicho eneo la Biafra Kinondoni. Kushoto kwake ni mshindi wa tatu Jaquiline Mwombeki na kulia kwake ni mshindi wa pili Glory Mushi.

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