Joke - Who She Was??

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience He said "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added "And that woman was my mother" Laughter and applause followed.

A week later, a top IT manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife". The wife went wild with shock and rage.

Standing there for 30 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out ".... and I can't remember who she was!"

AMBER VS.KIM (WHO IS HOT ???)

Humour - Funny In Flight Announcement!

1. "As you exit the plane, please make sure you have gathered all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please be careful not to leave children or spouses behind."

2. "Last one off the plane must clean it."

3. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation. In the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments."

4.  Pilot: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please do stay inside the plane till we land. It's a bit cold and windy outside, and if you walk on the wings it might affect the flight pattern."

Joke - Conversations With Wife

1. My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

I bought her a weighing machine.

2. When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… so, I took her to a gas station.

3. A woman is standing, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’

4. I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? "

"Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

Joke - What's On Tv

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What’s on TV?"
I said, "Dust."