Joke - Own Sandwiches!

Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" 

The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches. 

Joke - Had My Lunch

The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket." He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. 


He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, "That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."

Joke - Consolation

The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home.

"The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father, "is that I know he never cheated during his exams." 

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Swaziland king’s 12th wife caught cheating with Justice minister

The 12th wife of the King of Swaziland, a former Miss Teen beauty contestant, has been placed under house arrest after she was allegedly caught with her lover, the Justice Minister.

Mswati Nothando Dube, 22, and the married minister, Ndumiso Mamba, were reportedly discovered by police in what is thought to have been a ‘’sting” operation at the Royal Villas hotel in a town near Mbabane, the kingdom’s capital.

With King Mswati III, 42, away on a state visit to Taiwan, she has reportedly been placed under surveillance at her mother-in-law’s home and Mr Mamba is in jail on the king’s orders.

If convicted of the rather odd-sounding charge of ‘trespassing into another man’s home’, Mamba, who was once a close friend of the king, could be executed.