Joke - Cutting Down Corruption

The Prime Minister announcing a Cabinet reshuffle : "... and let me make it quite clear that the idea behind reducing the cabinet to half its size is mainly to reduce corruption by 50 per cent".

Joke - Serving Well Balanced Meals

Woman to friend : "I know I serve well-balanced meals. One day my husband complains and the next day the kids complain."

Joke - Paying Through The Nose

A guy walked into the tax collector's office with a huge bandage on his nose.

"Had an accident?" asked the tax man. "No" answered the man. "I've been paying through it for so long, it gave way under the strain".

Joke - Bad Translation

An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit.

Instead of "I Saw the Pope" (el Papa), the shirts read "I Saw the Potato" (la papa)

Joke - Dinosaur Bones

Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard,

"Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"

The guard replies, "They are 3 million, four years, and six months old."

"That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"

The guard answers, "Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago."