JOELLE KAYEMBE AND STEVEL MARC DATING

Word on the streets is two of South Africa’s most successful models are an item.

Sources have confirmed exclusively to hottestgossip that Joelle Kayembe and Stevel Marc have been dating steadily for a few weeks.

The pair was first spotted together at the Häagen-Dazs ice cream new perfume launch two weeks ago , although they did not arrived together, our spy tell us they spent the whole evening together and one could see sparkles between them.

They made their second appearance last week-end , this time for a party at trendy Joburg nightclub Moloko , they arrived together and acted very much like a couple the whole evening.

Congolese-Born Joelle Kayembe who went through a nasty public break up with wealthy businessman Bongani Mbindwane a few months ago is South africa’s most successful black model , she’s covered FHM (twice) , Sport illustrated, GQ, Cosmopolitan and several local mags. Marc Stevel who’s from Jamaica is also a very successful model in SA, he is best known for his Standard Bank “new members” TV Commercial.

SPICE FRIENDSHIP ..........................

As one of London's favourite celebrities, Emma Bunton has a host of designer dresses to choose from every time she steps out on the red carpet.

But last night the singer showed that Friendship Never Ends as she made headlines when she wore an outfit designed by close friend Victoria Beckham for the Sex And The City 2 premiere.

The 34-year-old star looked stunning in the print wrap dress from Victoria's spring/summer 2010 collection, which she teamed with purple Yves Saint Laurent Tribute sandals.

Copycat: Victoria Beckham wore a strapless version of the dress Emma Bunton wore to the Sex And The City 2 premiere last night during London Fashion Week last year

The dress, which featured black, purple, pink and yellow paintbrush-style effects, flattered Emma's toned figure and higlighted her slim legs.

Victoria had worn a strapless version of the dress last year, but Emma decided to go for a more conservative version of the minidress instead.

The radio presenter, who has a two-year-old son Beau with boyfriend Jade Jones, recently revealed she is proud of her curves, and would never want to be too skinny.

Celebrity fan: Emma looked stunning in the print wrap dress from Victoria's spring/summer 2010 collection

Joke - Where Is God?

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it.If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.


So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,


"Do you know where God is son?"


The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.


So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"


Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,


"Where is God?!"


The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?"


The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,
"We are in BIG trouble this time."

"GOD is missing, and they think we did it!"

Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings.

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

3. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

4. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

5. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

6. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

7. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

8. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

9. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

10. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

11. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

12. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

13. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

14. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

15. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

16. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually - sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

17. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

18. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

19. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

20. Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

21. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

22. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

23. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

24. Father : A banker provided by nature.

25. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

26. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

27. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence there after.

28. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such articles....!

Joke - What Did You Teach?

Confessions Of A Girl:

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?


Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended DAV Sr Secondary, Chandigarh.


"Yes. Yes, I did," he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1975. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!", I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely for some time and then asked: "What did you teach???"

Joke - Better Friends.

Men always have better friends....They will stand by you, no matter what....!!!



1. Friends of Women:

A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight.
So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them.




2. Friends of Men:


A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night.
So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 insist that he is still with them!!
 
 
 

CANNES BEST DRESS....................