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12.11.11

Joke - Cooking The Right Way

A young newlywed was preparing a ham for Christmas dinner. She carefully cut off the end of the ham before placing it in the pan for baking.

Her husband asked her, "Why did you cut off the end of the ham?"

And she replied, "I really don't know, but my mother always did, so I thought you were supposed to."

Later, when talking to her mother, she asked her why she cut off the end of the ham before baking it, and her mother replied,

"I really don't know, but that's the way my mom always did it."

A few weeks later while visiting her grandmother, the young woman asked, "Grandma, why is it that you cut off the end of a ham before you bake it?"

Her grandmother replied,

"Well dear, it would never fit into my baking pan."

11.11.11

SWAHILI FASHION WEEK

Hilarious Joke - Changing Underwear

The men of Charlie Company had been in the field for two weeks when the Sarge announces,

"I've got great news. Today we're going to change our underwear."

The troops start cheering at the news. Then the Sargent says,

"Smith, you change with Jones. Andrews, you change with Murphy..."

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