Joke - No Parking

This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory.

Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants took advantage of his good nature, and would steal his parking spot.This continued until he put up the following effective sign: This parking space belongs to the Wizard....

Violators will be toad!

THE GORGEOUS STONNI

Joke - Weighing A Baby

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.


The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.


"That won't work," countered the woman.


"I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."

WASHIRIKI MISS TANZANIA 2010 WATEMBELEA HIFADHI YA NGORONGORO

Baadhi ya warembo wanoshiriki mashindano ya Kumsaka Vodacom Miss Tanzania wakicheza ngoma ya Kimasai wakati walipokaribishwa katika Boma la wafugaji hao lililopo ndani ya Hifadhi ya Ngorongoro wakati wakiwa katika ziara yao ya kutembelea vivutio vya Utalii vilivyopo Mikoa ya Kaskazini, ikiwa ni sehemu ya kuhamasisha utalii Baadhi ya warembo wa Vodacom Miss Tanzania 2010 wakinunua shanga za kimasai kutoka kwa wauzaji waliopo katika Boma lililopo katika Hifadhi ya Ngorongoro wakati warembo hao walipotembelea hifadhi hiyo wakati wakiwa katika ziara yao ya kutembelea vivutio vya Utalii vilivyopo Mikoa ya Kaskazini, ikiwa nbi sehemu ya kuhamasisha utalii .

Baadhi ya Warembo wa Vodacom Miss Tanzania wakitoka katika nyumba za Tembe za wafugaji wa jamii ya Kimasai waishio katika Hifadhi ya Ngorongoro wakati wakiwa katika ziara yao ya kutembelea vivutio vya Utalii vilivyopo Mikoa ya Kaskazini, ikiwa ni sehemu ya kuhamasisha utalii wa ndani

Joke - Drill For Hubby

Although this married couple enjoyed their luxury fishing boat together, it was the husband who was always behind the wheel operating the boat. He was concerned about what might happen in an emergency. So one day out on the lake he suddenly said to his wife,

"Ok honey, this is a drill. Pretend that I am having a heart attack. You must get the boat safely to shore."

She was initially surprised and flustered, but she soon settled down and was able to safely drive the boat to shore.

Later that evening, the wife walked into the living room where her husband was watching television. She sat down next to him, grabbed the remote control, switched the channel, and said to him,

"OK honey, this is a drill. Pretend I'm having a heart attack. You must set the table, cook dinner, and wash the dishes."

Joke - Neighbor's Help

A fellow decided to decorate his bedroom. He wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper he would need but he knew that the Irishman who lived next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms were almost identical in size.

"Murphy," he asked, "How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom?"

"Ten" said Murphy.

So the fellow bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job. It looked wonderful, but he had 2 rolls of wallpaper left over.

"Murphy," he said. "I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the bedroom, but I've got 2 left over!"

"Dat's funny," said Murphy. "So did I."

THE NEW JENNIFER HUDSON

LOOKING FANTASTIC FABOULOUS !!!!!