A CHICKEN WALKS INTO A BAR.
The bartender says, ‘We don’t serve poultry.’
The chicken replies, ‘That’s OK, I just want a
drink.’
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Joke - Two Atoms Walk Into A Bar
TWO ATOMS WALK INTO A BAR. One of them
says, ‘Damn – I think I’ve lost an electron!’
The other atom asks, ‘Are you sure?’
‘Yeah, I’m positive.’
says, ‘Damn – I think I’ve lost an electron!’
The other atom asks, ‘Are you sure?’
‘Yeah, I’m positive.’
Joke - Empty Beer Bottle Walks Into A Bar
AN EMPTY BEER BOTTLE WALKS INTO A BAR
and the bartender says, ‘Hey, You are already DRUNK’
and the bartender says, ‘Hey, You are already DRUNK’
Joke - Cowboy Walks Into Bar
A COWBOY WALKS INTO A BAR. Upon leaving, he realises that someone has painted his horse.
The cowboy yells, ‘Which one of you painted my horse?’
A 7 foot tall hunk approaches and says, menacingly,
‘I did.’
The cowboy replies,
‘Nice colour!’
A 7 foot tall hunk approaches and says, menacingly,
‘I did.’
The cowboy replies,
‘Nice colour!’
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