JENNIFER HUDSON......................

Jennifer Hudson is looking great and feeling even better in her newest campaign for Weight Watcher’s new PointPlus system. Jennifer, has dropped atleast 80 pounds since giving birth to her son and credits the weight loss to Weight Watchers and exercise. The Points Plus plan that she is currently promoting is designed to guide people to make healthful decisions by tracking points assigned to certain foods.

Joke - Little Johnny Is Scared

One day Gramma sent her grandson, little Johnny down to the water hole to get some water to cook dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran for his Gramma's kitchen. 

"Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Gramma asked him. 

"I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma" exclaimed Johnny. 

"There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!" 

"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!" 

"Well, Gramma," replied Johnny, 

"If he's as scared as I am, then that water ain't fit to drink!"

Joke - My Work Life

• My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate.

• Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

• Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.

• Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme *.

• My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

• I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

• Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.

• I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

• I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

• So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

• After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

• My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

* Thyme is a well-known culinary and medicinal herb.

Joke - Defining A Stable

When my son was old enough to talk, he asked me what a stable was.

I thought for a moment how to explain it to him in terms he could understand, then told him, “It’s something like your sister’s room, but without that stereo.”