Joke - I'm The Groom

A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say,"

"And I said keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom." 

Joke - Own Sandwiches!

Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" 

The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches. 

Joke - Had My Lunch

The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket." He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. 


He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, "That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."

Joke - Consolation

The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home.

"The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father, "is that I know he never cheated during his exams." 

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