Joke - Which Tyre?

4 MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. 

They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return they had a flat tyre and had to push the car all the way back. They pleaded with the dean to allow them to take the test at a latter date.

The dean being a just person allowed them to take the retest after 2 days. 

On the third day they appeared before the dean. All four were made to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They agreed as they had prepared well in the last 2 days. The test consisted of only 2 questions.


Q 1. Write down your name ----- (2 marks)

Q 2. Which tyre burst? ------- (98 marks)

Joke - Easy Eggs

One Sunday morning, while stationed at Osan Air Base in South Korea, I was in line for breakfast and noticed that the cook behind the counter looked kind of exhausted. After I gave him my order, he asked me how I wanted my eggs.

Not wanting to burden him further, I said cheerfully, "Oh, whatever is easiest for you."
With that, he took two eggs, cracked them open onto my plate and handed it back to me

Joke - A Talking Chicken

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. 

She read, "... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" 

The teacher paused, then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" 

One little girl raised her hand and said, "Holy Smoke! A talking chicken!'" 

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Joke - Costly Catch

Two gentlemen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the row-boat, the car etc. They almost spend a fortune. Then they drive for 6 hours to a famous fishing spot.


The first day they go fishing, they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second and on the third day as well. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a small fish.


As they are driving home, depressed, one guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this lousy fish we caught cost us $20000?"


The other man says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

Joke - Sleeping Husband

A policeman stopped to ask a woman standing helplessly by her vehicle what the matter was. When she told him she had a flat tyre and had managed to change the wheel, but couldn't lower the jack, he offered to do it for her.


"Please bring the car down gently," she said. "My husband is asleep in the back seat."