Swaziland king’s 12th wife caught cheating with Justice minister

The 12th wife of the King of Swaziland, a former Miss Teen beauty contestant, has been placed under house arrest after she was allegedly caught with her lover, the Justice Minister.

Mswati Nothando Dube, 22, and the married minister, Ndumiso Mamba, were reportedly discovered by police in what is thought to have been a ‘’sting” operation at the Royal Villas hotel in a town near Mbabane, the kingdom’s capital.

With King Mswati III, 42, away on a state visit to Taiwan, she has reportedly been placed under surveillance at her mother-in-law’s home and Mr Mamba is in jail on the king’s orders.

If convicted of the rather odd-sounding charge of ‘trespassing into another man’s home’, Mamba, who was once a close friend of the king, could be executed.

Humorous Things To Do On An Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?' 


2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 


3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open.


4. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 


5. Walk in with a box that says 'human head' on the side. 


6. Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons. 


7. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 


8. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.' 


9. Announce in a demonic voice: 'I must find a more suitable host body.' 


10. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Joke - Strange!

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." 

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. 

However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer." That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: 

"That's Strange!"

Humour - No Worries

In life there are two things to worry about: Either you are well or you are sick. If you are well then there is nothing to worry about, but if you are sick there are only two things to worry about: Either you get well or you die. 

If you get well then there is nothing to worry about. But if you die there are only two things to worry about: Either you will go to heaven or to hell. 

If you go to heaven then there is nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends you won't have time to worry.

Jokes - Nothing But Complain

A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he's allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. 

"Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away.

 Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That's not surprising," the elders say. "You've done nothing but complain since you got here."

Joke - Annoying Customer

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry.

So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile.

"We don't even have an air conditioner."

Joke - Who She Was??

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience He said "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added "And that woman was my mother" Laughter and applause followed.

A week later, a top IT manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife". The wife went wild with shock and rage.

Standing there for 30 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out ".... and I can't remember who she was!"

AMBER VS.KIM (WHO IS HOT ???)

Humour - Funny In Flight Announcement!

1. "As you exit the plane, please make sure you have gathered all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please be careful not to leave children or spouses behind."

2. "Last one off the plane must clean it."

3. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation. In the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments."

4.  Pilot: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please do stay inside the plane till we land. It's a bit cold and windy outside, and if you walk on the wings it might affect the flight pattern."

Joke - Conversations With Wife

1. My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

I bought her a weighing machine.

2. When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… so, I took her to a gas station.

3. A woman is standing, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’

4. I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? "

"Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

Joke - What's On Tv

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What’s on TV?"
I said, "Dust."