PICTURE OF THE DAY

Joke - If The Plane Can't Fly!

An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers.

She had just finished saying in the event of a water landing, your seat cushion maybe used as a flotation device, when a man remarked:

"Hey! If the plane can't fly, why should I believe the seat can float?"

MISS REDDS 2010

Baadhi ya Warembo watakaoshiriki shindano la Vodacom Miss Tanzania 2010, katika kinyang'anyiro cha kumtafuta Balozi wa Redd's 2o1o katika fukwe za Mbalamwezi Beach Mikocheni jijini Dar,Wageni waalikwa mbalimbali walihudhulia tukio hilo.mshindi atatangazwa siku ya Mashindano ya Miss Tanzania tarehe 11/09/2010 na atakabidhiwa zawadi zake siku hiyo

Joke - Selling Toothbrushes

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.

Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, 

"My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civic spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next:

"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes??," echoed the teacher,

"How could you possibly sell enough toothbrushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny,

"I set up a Dip & Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."

They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog sh*t!"

Then I would say, "It is dog sh*t. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

Joke - The Great Holiday Puzzle

A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. 

The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity. He called them into his shop and said, "I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an answer." 

He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel. 

They, as can be expected, gladly accepted, and were on their way. 

About a month later the little lady came in to his shop. "And how did you like your holiday?" he asked eagerly. 

"The flight was exciting and the room was lovely," she said. "I've come to thank you. 

But, one thing puzzled me. Who was that old guy I had to share the room with?"

Joke - Scuba Diving

One day, a scuba diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. Looking around, he noticed a guy at the same depth but without any scuba gear on. The diver decided to go down another 20 feet.


He took another look around, and lo and behold, there was the same guy.


“I can’t believe it,” thought the scuba diver, “I bet he can’t go down another 25 feet.”
So the diver goes down another 25 feet and, again, there is the guy! Totally amazed, the scuba diver pulls out a chalkboard and writes;


“How the heck are you able to go so deep and stay under so long without any equipment?”


The guy grabs the chalkboard and writes,
“I’m drowning you moron!”