What follows is a point-by-point compendium of Counter-Feminist philosophy, in considerable depth. I will extend this through as many separate blog posts as necessary.
1. The dictionary definition of feminism runs as follows: "The doctrine advocating social, political, and all other rights of women equal to those of men." This definition is inadequate owing to the problematic nature of the term "equality", which has no stable meaning outside the realm of mathematics. Consequently, the meaning can forever be refreshed, reframed or updated so that new demands for "equality" can always be put forward. So there will never be enough "equality", and feminism will never go out of business because it will always find new "inequality" in need of correction.
2. Feminism's binding principle and driving force is disaffection toward men and maleness. This is arrayed on a spectrum, with mild disenchantment to the lower end, and vitriolic animosity, bordering on psychopathic, to the upper. If disaffection toward men, as men, did not exist in the world generally, then feminism itself would not exist. Feminism is not driven by vehemence about mere issues and abstract principles. Its politics are rooted in personal feelings about men. Feminism's political, you might say, is personal. And so personal emotion is the only thing that keeps feminism in motion.
3. Feminism divides broadly into two cultural cohorts: Academic feminism (more intellectual), and pop feminism (less intellectual). These make opposing ends of a polarity, with a continuum stretching between them. Feminism as a whole needs both the academic and the pop cohorts. The academic cohort is needful so that feminism will have an intellectual vanguard -- so that the snake will have a head, in other words. The pop cohort is needful so that the vanguard ideology will be demographically incarnated in numbers -- so that the snake will have a body, in other words. Sophisticated ideas originate from the academic cohort, and trickle down to the pop cohort by the process of popularization.
4. At any point on the academic-pop continuum, you will find feminists from any point on the disaffection spectrum. Simply observe that the identical range of viciousness shows up at every intellectual level. Along with viciousness comes irrationality or intellectual dishonesty. All of this is transparent among the undisciplined pop feminists, but concealed under layers of erudite doubletalk among the academics.
5. Feminism at large should be understood as a social organism, or mechanism if you prefer. The bottom line, is a division of functions which generates the illusion that "feminism is not monolithic." That cliché is either true or false, depending on how you apply the term "monolithic". It is true that feminism has many brands, flavors, schools of thought, "aspects", and so on. In that regard, it is anything but monolithic. But when you consider that these different manifestations combine toward a common purpose as the parts of an organism or mechanism would do, then feminism emerges as One Thing -- hence "monolithic". Accordingly, so far as we are concerned, feminism is indeed monolithic.
6. Several counter-feminist (or reality-based) definitions of feminism have been proposed, all of which point in the same general direction. One of these runs as follows: "Feminism is the project to increase the power of women." When you combine this with the dictionary definition (which describes feminism as a quest for "equality") and when you consider that "equality" is a mirage shimmering always out of reach, it is easy to see that chasing so-called "equality" ad infinitum, will only increase the power of women ad infinitum. But to increase the power of women, you must increase it in relation to something, and that "something" can only be men. So by its inherent logic, the feminist project can only be the project to put women in a state of power supremacy over men. In sum, therefore, feminism is female supremacism.
7. Feminism's most effective safeguard against discovery, is to ridicule the very idea that it (feminism) is female supremacist, and to mock whoever might advance such an idea. Such words as "paranoid" or "misogynistic" will characteristically be employed to this end.
8. The project to increase women's power does not positively require disaffection toward men. But without it, the project would face a practical limit -- to wit, the constraint that mutuality and unselfish regard for the other might impose. Yet sweep all that aside and you can pave the road of depredation as far as your lack of scruples will carry you. Indeed, that is where disaffection toward men comes in handy, and where the project to increase female power hits no glass ceiling of any kind.
9. Advocacy for women's interests, in whatever form, will increase female advantage and thereby increase female power. Yet the advocates involved in such work needn't feel any conscious hostility toward men. They need only carry on industriously, disavow anti-male sentiments, and draw attention away from high-disaffection feminists by such distractionary statements as "not all feminists are like that", or "I'm not that kind of feminist", or "those people are only fringe extremists." At times, they will deny that such feminists are even feminists at all. Still, the latter will continue to exist, and to do what they do, while their milder sisters look the other way.
10.The proclivity of feminism is to grow in the direction of greater female empowerment. In so doing, it initiates changes in the surrounding world. These changes create endless new obstacles to the female empowerment project, and force endless modifications to feminist policy in order to overcome said obstacles. At times, these modifications will involve changing the rules of the game altogether. There is no help for this, for if feminism operated from a fixed and finite set of rules, it would leave degrees of freedom that would permit male autonomy to operate. And this, in turn, would set an absolute upper limit on female empowerment. Code-switching, from one code of rules to another, is therefore an inherent feature of feminism as a social organism.
11. Feminist code-switching operates through space as well as through time, since at any given moment an indefinite number of distinct feminist rule systems, planet-wide, are found to be operating. This is quite understandable, given that women differ greatly as to taste, inclination, personality, station in life, and so on. Hence, their exact empowerment needs will differ, and each must employ a suitable code of rules.
12. We may summarize by saying that feminism's being is identical with its being-in-motion. "Perpetual Revolution" is the name we have given to this condition.
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The list of foundational Counter-Feminist points will be continued in future installments.
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MTV’s VMA’s| The good, the bad and the ugly
Last night was a huge night for celebrities, press and fashion lovers everywhere. Not only was it Fashion Night Out, it was also the MTV Video Music Awards, which is always eventful. This year saw the reunion of Rihanna and Chris Brown, with them sharing a little kiss in front of all to see. However it is not the show that I am interested in, my guilty pleasure with award shows, which I guess I share with many of you, is to cast my critical eye upon the fashion on the red carpet. So I will share with you my pick of the good, the bad and the ugly.
- Emma Watson did us British girls proud, and showed up in a fun and flirty dress. Although the loud print is not something I would wear, I admire that she let the dress do the talking and kept accessories, hair and makeup to a minimal.
- Demi Lovato was my favourite, she dressed down this sparkly cocktail dress with her studded leather jacket, but her dramatic red lips and long tumbling waves make her look smart enough to be walking the red carpet.
- Miley Cyrus dressed to impress! Like Demi Lovato she channelled her inner rock chick. Miley's dress alone is beautiful, but her chose of accessories, and her dramatic quiff have made the dress more fun.
- Katy Perry’s dress hugs her curves and gives us a glimpse of her legs, making her look like a vixen. I’m not one hundred per cent certain of the print, but no one can deny that she looks incredibly sexy. I think I am most in love with her hair and makeup choices, very glamourous.
- Jessica Szohr’s outfit just looks a mess. I don’t really know where to begin, so I shall just say it all. In my opinion her top looks like it’s a piece of supportive shape-wear, the skirt it too casual, as are the trainers, and the headband is just wrong. This is not a red carpet suitable outfit.
- Rihanna is a girl who’s outfits I either love of hate, and unfortunately I hate this one. If the dress did not have the knot detail on the front I think I would love it, but as it does Rihanna looks like she is wearing her bed sheet and is on her way to a toga party.
- Rita Ora… oh dear! I admit the detailing on the jumpsuit is exquisite, but it is not flattering in the slightest. The girl has such a great body, she should be making the most of it.
- Pink really disappointed me in this dress. Like Rita Ora she has an amazing body and yet she has covered every inch of it. I do actually love the dress; if only it showed more skin.
I know Nikki Minaj is an obviously choice for a girl who gets it wrong, but she just can’t be avoided. I agree her body is ridiculous… even if her bum does scare me a bit, but there is no need to show it off all the time. There is not one thing right with her ensemble, too tight, too many fabrics and textures and too much detail.
Do you agree with my picks? Or was there someone else who caught your eye? Let me know what you think!
6.9.12
Friends, We Taught Them a Lesson!
Our social heat and pressure campaign against the NoProject, conducted only yesterday, has borne fruit. The offending, pustulently anti-male and anti-father graphic image, was removed. The following link formerly took you to the picture in question, but now it takes you to . . . . zippity-doo-dah! ;)
www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=409332962449754&set=a.169356863114033.35305.128252147224505&type=1&theater
I must say, I'm right proud to be the one who pushed the first domino.
I'm sure that in the future, these people will be a shade more circumspect about launching anti-male memes into the world. I think they've gotten the message that slamming and sliming men is unacceptable, especially in the political context we've got nowadays. So I reckon we've made the world a shade less toxic for men and maleness. A small victory, but victory it truly is!
I 'd recommend archiving the accompanying image for the sake of fond memories!
www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=409332962449754&set=a.169356863114033.35305.128252147224505&type=1&theater
I must say, I'm right proud to be the one who pushed the first domino.
I'm sure that in the future, these people will be a shade more circumspect about launching anti-male memes into the world. I think they've gotten the message that slamming and sliming men is unacceptable, especially in the political context we've got nowadays. So I reckon we've made the world a shade less toxic for men and maleness. A small victory, but victory it truly is!
I 'd recommend archiving the accompanying image for the sake of fond memories!
Women Couldn't Vote -- and That Was Not "Oppression"
This video (and the article it comes from) is gadfly material. And I love to be a gadfly occasionally, if you haven't noticed. The feminist horse needs all the gadflies it can get, until it is literally bitten to death. Or if you prefer, call this death by a thousand cuts. I mean, if the so-called "hate speech" is kept to a very, very low threshhold, it becomes impossible to call it hate speech. Instead, you might call it "get-under-their-skin speech" -- it makes them dance, it makes them squirm, but there ain't diddly-doo-bop they can do about it. Or at any rate, not without showing their hand. The point is to apply social heat and pressure slowly -- call it the crock pot principle. What the hell are they going to do, pass laws against "get-under-their-skin-speech"? No matter what they do, you can ALWAYS stay just an inch outside of any boundary they set, and you will make your message perfectly clear while keeping out of range. So you are always pushing the envelope, a bit here, a bit there, drawing them further and further from the center of their world, and deeper and deeper into the desert where you can ambush them.
As for the video -- a lot of people hated it, but there is no "misogyny" about it. I proposed an outrageous idea -- a "you wouldn't dare say that" thesis which indeed I dared to say! That much is true. But there is no "misogyny" in stating that women of the nineteenth century were not "oppressed" when they were denied the voting franchise. The so-called oppression, you see, was never factual but only theoretical -- by virtue of a "theory" concocted ex post facto and then retrojected. To put that another way, the "oppression" was an ideological artifact of later times, crafted as a rhetorical weapon for those same times. But it never existed, in a purely objective way, at the time of the actual situation.
And remember that plenty of women, in olden times, not only didn't give a hoot about gaining the franchise, but often actively opposed it. Furthermore, not all men opposed the franchise for women. Some did, and some didn't. So in the end, we are entitled to say that certain people (male and female both) supported women's suffrage, and that certain other people (likewise male and female both) did not. Accordingly, the notion that women of the nineteenth century were somehow "oppressed" because they couldn't vote, is shown to be highly problematic.
Misogynist? Who, me? No, there is not a speck of misogyny about anything I've said here, because no hatred of women is stated or implied, ever, in any form. And if you feel otherwise, then you are frankly an emotionalistic, chickenshit little ninny.
Now, if I the present writer were to propose that the nineteenth amendment to the United States Constitution be repealed, and that women be banned from the polling stations, then in the present historical context you might have a case that I had proposed an "oppressive" measure. And you would have a stronger case that I was "misogynistic" to float such an idea -- but it would still be a weak case.
But if such a measure were indeed carried through, then assuming that women en masse had loudly opposed it, you might plausibly argue -- in THAT historical context -- that women were "oppressed".
However, I the present writer propose no such measure. Let that be officially known and entered in the record. And let the feminists stop crowing that feminism delivered women from "oppression" when it allegedly secured them the franchise. Feminism did not deliver women from that oppression -- it created that oppression!
Now, go and watch the video in order to round out what is written here.
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A Campaign for You!
Please go to the following page and make your assessment of what is happening there. Then, if it seems right to you, tell those people what you think about the rotten, man-hating poison which they are pumping into the world like raw sewage:
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Aoirthoir An Broc got in their face pretty keenly, and they blocked him in ten minutes. Here, in his own words, is how he earned the honor:
But oh, the magic of sharing a link. I shared this one earlier today, and minions came swarming to gave those people merry hell -- even though many of their posts have been deleted. But let's not stop now. Let's keep it rolling, chums!
And here is their e-mail address, in case you have any use for it:
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Aoirthoir An Broc got in their face pretty keenly, and they blocked him in ten minutes. Here, in his own words, is how he earned the honor:
"Aoirthoir An Broc - Notice...all I did was go down the posts and say.. this post is gender neutral..good..this post is her telling her own story so it doesn't need to be gender neutral..good .. this post is yet another one showing men as sexual abusers and ignoring all the female sexual abusers, it is gendered..And this, also from him:
"For this I was banned. Notice...I was pointing out their duplicity."
"When a girl tells her story I say nothing. I am talking only about GENERIC posts that label men as abusers and females as victims when there are no reverse posts whatsoever..the reverse posts MUST be in euqal number...
"No post that shows a bunch of women with with signs on their faces that say mother, wife, daughter, aunt, and the caption saying that she raped ... not a one.
So that's the way to do it -- point out their duplicity! That gets under their skin."Notice too how they say that a SEPARATE site devoted to my points would be good.. WHY are WE MALE victims NOT allowed on sites about victimization of sexual predators? WHY NOT?"We DO have separate sites for this and for having sites dedicated to male sexual abuse we hear "why not the women!" and we hear "YOU ARE A HATE MOVEMENT""So long as we are excluded from the GENERIC conversation on abuse of males and rape victims we will be further exploited."
But oh, the magic of sharing a link. I shared this one earlier today, and minions came swarming to gave those people merry hell -- even though many of their posts have been deleted. But let's not stop now. Let's keep it rolling, chums!
And here is their e-mail address, in case you have any use for it:
info@thenoproject.org
False Rape Accusation Caught on Video
I understand that this video is in process of going viral, and I thought I'd give it a little extra boost, here and elsewhere. The scenario, as I'm sure you'll agree, is archetypal and classic.
The gallant dudes are hypnotized by her boobs. They're the ones who want to be porking this flagrant little actress, and if that means betraying another man (a competitor, you know!), well, so be it! I believe this epitomizes most (though not all) of the gynocentrist male psychology. The pro-feminist lefties, and the conservative white knights, are identical in their biological underpinnings -- although they doll it up with different intellectual trimmings. But both groups are fine with betraying other men.
The feminists, deep in their psychological guts, understand this male psychology to perfection -- and they capitalize on it in a thousand ways, both personal and political.
Elite males, at the top of the power pyramid, also understand these things in a global way, and know just how to exploit it all, in order to keep the entire population on lockdown.
In the end, it's not about men OR women. It's the whole human race that's rotten.
But smile, my friend. We're better! ;)
Another One Bites the Dust
Another rabid, batshit, fruitloops feminist has crossed the bar into feminist happyland. This time it is Shulamith Firestone, who was found dead in her East Village (Manhattan) apartment recently. Apparently, she had been that way for about a week, but finally somebody got wind of the event. Well, de mortius nil nisi bonum, and all o' that. As you will see from the following NY Times article, Firestone was one of those "sensitive artists" who lives in Feminist House:
www.nytimes.com/2012/08/31/nyregion/shulamith-firestone-feminist-writer-dies-at-67.html?_r=3
Shulamith Firestone was a charter member of several radfem groups in the New York City area during the late 1960s. One of these groups was known as the Redstockings, and Firestone was a co-author of the Redstockings Manifesto which that group published in 1969. Redstockings is our official "go-to" source for making clear to newbies what feminism, at its core, is all about. Meaning, that if we meet somebody in the early stages of political awakening (still rubbing their eyes, so to speak), we send him or her to that document for orientation, with instructions to come back for further discussion:
counterfem.blogspot.com/2007/02/redstockings-manifesto.html
counterfem.blogspot.com/2011/07/new-video-how-to-use-redstockings.html
Mind you, it would be misleading to consider the Redstockings Manifesto a sack of culture spores that scattered on the wind and sprouted up across the social landscape. It was not, in my opinion, a sole point source -- any more so than the present "manosphere" is a sole point source. You should see it rather as a condensation of ideas that were already "in the air", and destined to take root anyway. So in that sense, it was a crystal ball for the cultural future that developed from 1970 onward.
But note that such phrases as "patriarchy hurts men too" and "I blame patriarchy", are strictly post-Redstockings developments. Redstockings makes harshly clear that "men are the problem", and later feminists found it politic to backpeddle from this by obfuscating it.
"Shulie" Firestone was perhaps best known for her 1970 book "The Dialectic of Sex". Read Chapter One for free, here:
www.marxists.org/subject/women/authors/firestone-shulamith/dialectic-sex.htm
For you history buffs, Carol Hanisch, who originated the saying that "the personal is political", was also a member of the Redstockings Group. Here is her original essay, with commentary:
www.carolhanisch.org/CHwritings/PIP.html
And in the present context, I should include a link to the Agent Orange files, so as to establish a certain "karmic arc." :
agentorangefiles.com/
www.nytimes.com/2012/08/31/nyregion/shulamith-firestone-feminist-writer-dies-at-67.html?_r=3
Shulamith Firestone was a charter member of several radfem groups in the New York City area during the late 1960s. One of these groups was known as the Redstockings, and Firestone was a co-author of the Redstockings Manifesto which that group published in 1969. Redstockings is our official "go-to" source for making clear to newbies what feminism, at its core, is all about. Meaning, that if we meet somebody in the early stages of political awakening (still rubbing their eyes, so to speak), we send him or her to that document for orientation, with instructions to come back for further discussion:
counterfem.blogspot.com/2007/02/redstockings-manifesto.html
counterfem.blogspot.com/2011/07/new-video-how-to-use-redstockings.html
Mind you, it would be misleading to consider the Redstockings Manifesto a sack of culture spores that scattered on the wind and sprouted up across the social landscape. It was not, in my opinion, a sole point source -- any more so than the present "manosphere" is a sole point source. You should see it rather as a condensation of ideas that were already "in the air", and destined to take root anyway. So in that sense, it was a crystal ball for the cultural future that developed from 1970 onward.
But note that such phrases as "patriarchy hurts men too" and "I blame patriarchy", are strictly post-Redstockings developments. Redstockings makes harshly clear that "men are the problem", and later feminists found it politic to backpeddle from this by obfuscating it.
"Shulie" Firestone was perhaps best known for her 1970 book "The Dialectic of Sex". Read Chapter One for free, here:
www.marxists.org/subject/women/authors/firestone-shulamith/dialectic-sex.htm
For you history buffs, Carol Hanisch, who originated the saying that "the personal is political", was also a member of the Redstockings Group. Here is her original essay, with commentary:
www.carolhanisch.org/CHwritings/PIP.html
And in the present context, I should include a link to the Agent Orange files, so as to establish a certain "karmic arc." :
agentorangefiles.com/
4.9.12
New Video -- Feminism is Perpetual Revolution
Feminism must remain in motion, and continual expansion, or it will stop existing. This will ultimately prove its undoing, because there is only so far it can push before outside forces surround it and destroy it. When feminism becomes more trouble than it's worth to the rest of the world, the world will rise up against it.
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Happy Birthday to singer/actress/model/humanitarian/daughter/wife and new mother, Beyoncé Giselle Carter! Beyoncé turns 31 today.
Beyoncé's signed birthday card from hubby Jay-Z and friends:
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3.9.12
AcToR mIcHaEl ClArKe DuNcAn DeAd At 54
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Hey! Don't Bogart!
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2.9.12
Slogan for the Day
Next time you meet one of those asshats who gets MRA, anti-feminist, MGTOW, masculist, masculinist, Marc Lepine, father's rights, PUA, SAVE Services, Tea Party, MRM, right-wing, misogynist, racist and so on, all heaped up in a jumble like they're part and parcel of each other, I have a simple way to sort their shit out and maybe even shut them clear the hell up.
Just look them dead in the eye (through your computer screen) and say to them, in the serenest voice imaginable:
"Oh, but not all non-feminists are like that".
That is a killer little trick, by the way. Perhaps more than you realize. So start using it even if you don't (yet) understand how powerful it is.
You could abbreviate this sentence as NANFALT. As for the justly ill-famed NAFALT ("not all feminists are like that"), remember that all feminists in fact ARE like that. And why? Because if they aren't like that, then they aren't feminists. That's right, if you've seen one feminist you've seen them all!
Just look them dead in the eye (through your computer screen) and say to them, in the serenest voice imaginable:
"Oh, but not all non-feminists are like that".
That is a killer little trick, by the way. Perhaps more than you realize. So start using it even if you don't (yet) understand how powerful it is.
You could abbreviate this sentence as NANFALT. As for the justly ill-famed NAFALT ("not all feminists are like that"), remember that all feminists in fact ARE like that. And why? Because if they aren't like that, then they aren't feminists. That's right, if you've seen one feminist you've seen them all!
The Expensive Gift - Funny Joke
A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat.
As the lady tries it on, the furrier goes up to the guy and discreetly whispers, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $68,000."
"No problem! I'll write you a check!"
"Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. Youmay come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared."
So the man and the woman leave.
On Monday, the fellow returns. The store owner is outraged:
"How dare you show your face in here?! There wasn't a single penny in your checking account!!"
"I just had to come by," grinned the guy, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"
As the lady tries it on, the furrier goes up to the guy and discreetly whispers, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $68,000."
"No problem! I'll write you a check!"
"Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. Youmay come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared."
So the man and the woman leave.
On Monday, the fellow returns. The store owner is outraged:
"How dare you show your face in here?! There wasn't a single penny in your checking account!!"
"I just had to come by," grinned the guy, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"
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- Counter-Feminist Foundational Points -- Part 1
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