All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said ' Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
2.4.10
SPOTTED ..............................
Keri Hilson’s back in town…Atlanta was popping last night as the Hawks took on the Lakers at Phillips Arena. Rapper T.I, Monica, Keri Hilson and Producer Polow Da Don were among the celebs spotted courtside watching the game
Ashanti helped her sister Shia (President of Presidential Dymes) celebrate her 21st birthday last night in New York. She was presented with 21 cakes for each year of life.31.3.10
Sound Sleep
An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”
Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs.wood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?”
The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.”
The doctor considered this for a second, and continued “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?”
The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.”
Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs.wood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?”
The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.”
The doctor considered this for a second, and continued “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?”
The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.”
30.3.10
WILLIE TAYLOR ........
Willie Taylor (of Day 26) had a little birthday get together at ‘My House’ on Sunday night (March 28) in Los Angeles, California.
The singer turned 29 and celebrated with a few of his celebrity friends includingBrandy, Teyana Taylor and Hazel-E (all pictured above).
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