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REDDS MISS ILALA 2010

Mrembo huyu wa Redds Miss Ilala alitia fora kwa kuimba wakati wa onesho la vipaji lililofanyika kwenye Hoteli ya Lamada usiku wa kuamkia leo jijini Dar es salaam shindano la Miss Ilala linatarajiwa kufanyika jumamosi hii kwenye ukumbi wa Ubungo Plaza jijini Dar es salaam ambapo burudani itatolewa na bendi maarufu ya jijini FM Academia.
Warembo wa Miss Temeke pia walikuwepo katika onesho hilo la vipaji.

Na huyu akacheza pia

Huyu aliigiza kucheza

Huyu aliigiza mjamzito

Joke - Costly Catch

Two gentlemen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the row-boat, the car etc. They almost spend a fortune. Then they drive for 6 hours to a famous fishing spot.


The first day they go fishing, they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second and on the third day as well. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a small fish.


As they are driving home, depressed, one guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this lousy fish we caught cost us $20000?"


The other man says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

Joke - Sleeping Husband

A policeman stopped to ask a woman standing helplessly by her vehicle what the matter was. When she told him she had a flat tyre and had managed to change the wheel, but couldn't lower the jack, he offered to do it for her.


"Please bring the car down gently," she said. "My husband is asleep in the back seat."