Joke - Got Stuck?

A truck driver was driving along the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead."  But before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. 
Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" 
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas." 

Joke - Measurement Basics

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"

GENEVIVA EMAMANUEL MISS VODACOM TEMEKE

Vodacom Miss Temeke 2010 Geneviva Emmanuel(KATI) akipungia mashabiki mkono mara baada ya kumtangaza mshindi wa shindano hilo lililofanyika usiku wa kuamkia leo kwenye viwanja vya TCC Sigara Chang'ombe jijini Dar es salaam kushoto ni mshindi wa pili Anna Daud na kulia ni mshindi wa tatu Britania Urasa, Mwenyekiti wa kamati ya Miss Temeke Bw. Benny Kisaka alisikika akisema hizi ndiyo pini za Miss Temeke zitakazo wakilisha shindano la taifa la Vodacom Miss Tanzania hapo baadae na tuna uhakika na pini hizi kwamba zitatikisa katika shindano hilo kubwa nchini na kushinda hatimaye kumpata Miss Tanzania kutoka TEMEKE

BEYONCE IN LONDON

Beyonce was spotted leaving a store in London on Tuesday. The star was heading back to her ride when she was approached by a young fan and took a photo with her.

SERENA WINS WIMBLEDON FOR THE FOURTH TIME

Tennis star Serena Williams of USA lifts the Championship trophy after WINNING HER LADIES SINGLES FINAL MATCH against Vera Zvonareva of Russia on Day Twelve of the Wimbledon on Saturday (July 3) in London, England.

This is her 4th Wimbledon and 13 overall grand slam. Go girllllll!!