22.10.10
LIMBWATA !!!
LIMBWATA FACTS
A) If LIMBWATA is to allow your wife to be a partner and participant informulating the family budget, then I support it, becoz women are wiser spenders than men.
B) If LIMBWATA means that the family money is used by Mama Watoto topurchase stuff at Kariakoo rather than being drunk by the husband atRIVERSIDE or GAZA ONE then I support that men are affected by LIMBWATAz
C) If a LIMBWATAz husband is the one who won't spend ALL the monthly salary with NYUMBA NDOGO or at KITIMOTO Bar (while his KIDS starve) then HONGERA to all LIMBWATAz husbands.
E) If LIMBWATA means that a MUME spends quality time with his MKE and WATOTO, instead of engaging in dubious investments where he is CONNED then; "Watu Walishwe LIMBWATA forever".
F) If LIMBWATA means that when MKEO is SICK you help her with work,that when she is over burdened you extend a helping hand then LONG LIVE LIMBWATAz
G) If LIMBWATA means that you DON'T BEAT UP your wife, that you seekassistance from your wife for they are called helpers when you have tried all the altanertives in vain, then LIMBWATAz LIDUMU MAISHA .
H) If LIMBWATA means that you treat your wife as a human being, that you are polite, don't bark at her like a dog, DONT growl at her like a hyena, consider that after work she is as stressed as you are then VIVA LIMBWATAz.
I) If LIMBWATA means that you are at home after work, and that your wife and kids are your next of KIN then HONGERA WALE WOTE WALIOLISHWA LIMBWATA.Na ukae hivyo hivyo kaka! KAMA UMELISHWA LIMBWATA, WEWE NI BINGWA!!
Tell you WIFE to add More LIMBWATA
13.10.10
BEAUTIFUL LALA
Lala rocked a bold print mini dress and black pumps to the ESPN Body Issue party at Skylight Soho. I'm absolutely loving this dress
10.10.10
MILITARY TRENDS 2010
I love love love this trend!!!!! I already have a pair of the military inspired cargo skinny pants. All I need now is a military jacket and combat boots. I would also love to find military inspired jewelry (Nothing gaudy though LOL). This trend is rugged yet feminine. I absolutely love the variety! Cute! Check out the set I put together onPolyvore.com.
click the set to view each item and the prices on Polyvore.com
What do you all think about this trend? Will you be making any purchases? Let me know by leaving a comment.
6.10.10
Joke - Billing Hours
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter.
But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was, and greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line, and into a comfortable chair by his desk.
The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?"
St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!"
But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was, and greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line, and into a comfortable chair by his desk.
The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?"
St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!"
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