Joke - A Chicken Walks Into A Bar

A CHICKEN WALKS INTO A BAR.
The bartender says, ‘We don’t serve poultry.’


The chicken replies, ‘That’s OK, I just want a
drink.’

Joke - Two Atoms Walk Into A Bar

TWO ATOMS WALK INTO A BAR. One of them
says, ‘Damn – I think I’ve lost an electron!’


The other atom asks, ‘Are you sure?’


‘Yeah, I’m positive.’

Joke - Empty Beer Bottle Walks Into A Bar

AN EMPTY BEER BOTTLE WALKS INTO A BAR


and the bartender says, ‘Hey, You are already DRUNK’

Joke - Cowboy Walks Into Bar

A COWBOY WALKS INTO A BAR. Upon leaving, he realises that someone has painted his horse.

The cowboy yells, ‘Which one of you painted my horse?’

A 7 foot tall hunk approaches and says, menacingly,

‘I did.’

The cowboy replies,

‘Nice colour!’

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