Men Are Like Bank Account – One Liner Jokes

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

Joke – 3 Minutes To Heaven

A man died and went to “The Judgment”, they told him , “Before you meet God,  I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?”

The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the  ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!”

“Wow that’s impressive, “When did this happen?”

“About three minutes ago,” came the reply.

Joke – Great Choices

It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like dinner.

“What are my choices?” he asked

“Yes or No,” she replied

Joke – Why Did God Create Man Before Woman?

Q: Why did God create Man before Woman?

A: He didn’t want any advice.

Joke – Living In A Mobile Home

"We live in a mobile home. Hey, there are some advantages to living in a mobile home. One time, it caught on fire. We met the fire department halfway there."
- Ronnie Shakes