Joke - Trouble At The Bar

A guy goes into a bar and says, "Quick, a pint of beer before the trouble starts."

The barman looks around the sleepy bar, shrugs and pours a pint for the guy.

The guy drinks it fast. "Quick! another pint of beer before the trouble starts."

The barman looks at the guy oddly but pours another pint and gives it to him.

The guy drinks it fast. "Quick another pint of beer before the trouble starts."

Barman pours a third pint with a frown on his face but hands it over reluctantly.

Again, the guy drinks it fast. "Quick another pint of beer before the trouble starts."

The barman replies, "Look what trouble is this then?"

"The trouble is I haven't got any money."

ON POINT AT MISS TZ VODACOM 2011 FINALS

Mwamvita Dressed By Sheria Ngowi.
Mange Dressed By Kiki.
Kisa Dressed By Sheria Ngowi.
Millen,Kisa & Mange.
Kisa,Sheria,Mange & Millen.
Mange,Kelvin,Kisa,Sheria,Mwamvita.

Mange(Dressed By Kiki),Zynab,Millen,Mwamvita(Dressed By Sheria Ngowi),Josephine(Dressed By Sheria Ngowi).

The Elderly Couple - Funny Joke

While on a car trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, the elderly woman left her glasses on the table, but she didn't miss them

until they were back on the highway. 

By then, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around.

The elderly man fussed and complained all the way back to the restaurant. He called his wife every bad name he could think of.

When they finally arrived at the restaurant, as the woman got out of the car to retrieve her glasses, the man yelled to her,

"While you're in there, you might as well get my hat, too."

ThE vMa'S 2011 hAd A lOt BrEwInG iN tHe PoT tHiS yEaR!

Among the many faces that stood out at the VMA 2011 awards (Video Music Awards), Beyonce's face seemed to stick out the most. Or maybe it was just her belly! Beyoncé (seen above) and hubby Jay-Z are having a baby! This news has been much anticipated for years now! Congrats to the elated couple!




The performances I most enjoyed:




1) Beyoncé delivered an exhilarating performance!

'The Help' CoTiNuEs To RaCk In MiLlIoNs!

Going to see "The Help", the most talked about film since its debut August 10th, I felt in the back of my mind that I'd already be familiar with the concept of the movie although I hadn't seen it. I figured it would be like the 'Rosa Parks' story, or another civil rights film that would yet again reveal the ugly past of American history.



I was correct with the concept of the film,