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1.11.11

Joke - The Wrong Way

A blonde was driving down the Freeway when her Mobile phone rang.

It was her husband warning her:

"Darling", he said, "I just heard on the news that there is a car going the wrong way down the Freeway. Please be careful!"

"Its not just one car", cried the blonde, "There are hundreds of them!"

25.10.11

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15.10.11

BLOOMING BUMP OF BEYONCE

While most expectant mothers hide beneath unshapely maternity wear, Beyonce Knowles wants the world to see her growing tummy.

The songbird stepped out in a black curve-hugging dress with a navy stripe that clung to her stomach to show off a blooming bump.

As she ran errands in Manhattan, she didn't exactly dress for the rainy weather, but her bodyguard protected her hair and heels with an umbrella.

Bump ahead: Beyonce Knowles stepped out in New York today wearing a form fitting dress

Glow girl: The singer looked radiant as she emerged from her hotel

Despite her changing body, the former Destiny's Child star looked effortlessly stunning and looked as though she was striding along the red carpet rather than a murky pavement.

SOURCE: MAILONLINE