SWAHILI FASHION WEEK

Hilarious Joke - Changing Underwear

The men of Charlie Company had been in the field for two weeks when the Sarge announces,

"I've got great news. Today we're going to change our underwear."

The troops start cheering at the news. Then the Sargent says,

"Smith, you change with Jones. Andrews, you change with Murphy..."

HONGERA SHAMIM 8020

Diamond Vip Hall.

Nembo hiyo ya 8020.

Shamim akizindua Nembo yake nyingine hiyo unayoiyona kwa ajili ya mavazi B2A .

Shamim na shost yake Monica Wakilia na kukumbatiana kwa furaha.

Shamim.

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H Hawa mkamba akicheza

Linah na Junaithar

Isha mashauzi

Mhhhhhh .

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Dida mwanamboka.

Jokate

Lemina mzuka umepanda.

Amber rose,Dida.

Dida,Jlo

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Yaaani we acha tu sisemi .

Monica Mamaaa JJ,Luluu kiluvia.

Mama Kimora ,kulia Hawa whiteley .

Shamim,Dida.

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A CUSTOMER WALKS INTO A BAR JOKE

A CUSTOMER WALKS INTO A BAR
one evening sporting a pair of swollen black eyes that look extremely painful.


‘Hey, Maddy!’ says the bartender. ‘Who gave you those beauties?’


‘Nobody gave them to me,’ said Maddy. ‘I had to fight like crazy for both of them.’

Joke - The Wrong Way

A blonde was driving down the Freeway when her Mobile phone rang.

It was her husband warning her:

"Darling", he said, "I just heard on the news that there is a car going the wrong way down the Freeway. Please be careful!"

"Its not just one car", cried the blonde, "There are hundreds of them!"