The Astonished Policeman - Hilarious Joke

A sheriff's deputy was driving alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the woman at the wheel was knitting!

The deputy cranked down his window and yelled, "PULL OVER!"

"NO," the woman yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

The Troubled Driver - Funny Joke

When the police officer stopped Bill for driving without a taillight, he (Bill) was visibly distressed.

"Don't worry," said the officer in a soothing tone, "it's only a minor offense."

"That's not the point," replied Bill. "What worries me is what happened to my trailer and my wife?"

Unearned Income - Funny Lawyer Joke

There is no doubt that my lawyer is honest. For example, when he filed his income tax return last year, he declared half of his salary as "unearned income." —Michael Lara

Demand For Lawyers - Funny Joke

There is a finite number of physicians that a population of fixed size will support. The same theory holds for teachers, engineers and accountants.

However, this principle does not seem to apply to lawyers. The more you have, the more you need.

Difference Between A Lawyer And A Boxing Referee - Funny Joke

Question: What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

Answer: A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.