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28.3.09
27.3.09
MADONNA TO ADOPT A GIRL THIS WEEK IN MALAWI

Madonna is finally due to adopt the little girl she has wanted for nearly two years when she flies into Malawi this weekend.
Four-year-old Mercy James was taken to a luxury lodge outside Lilongwe earlier this week, in preparation for being united with the singer, according to sources.
Madonna, 50, is expected to stay in the south-east African country for a week before flying out with Mercy - bar any last-minute hitches.
The girl is being cared for by a nanny at Kumbali Lodge - where Madonna has stayed on her previous visits to the country. She had been living at an orphanage near Blantyre, in the south of Malawi.
RIHANNA NITE OUT
24.3.09
LIL KIM KNIFED AGAIN

If you’ve wondered why Lil Kim looks little less scary on Dancing with Stars, it’s because she paid a little trip to her favorite surgeon just before filming the show to get a “fixin”:Lil Kim was concerned with her appearance on the show, so right before Dancing With the Stars, she had reconstructive surgery to fill in her nose, and fix all the deformities that her previous surgeries caused. She is shooting a music video this Saturday for a new song she’s been working on.
Question: Why would someone have surgery to look like a totally different person, then have ANOTHER surgery to try to look like you did before your initial surgeries?
Advice to Lil Kim: Leave all that sh*t alone before your face caves in like an undercooked souffle.
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