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19.6.09
JORDAN IN NEED OF SEX !!!

The British glamour model is currently enjoying a wild holiday in Ibiza after splitting from her husband Peter Andre last month.
Since she got to the Balearic island - accompanied by eight friends and a TV crew who are filming her for a new reality series - Katie has been out drinking and reportedly kissed two men, though she has complained she misses sex.
She reportedly told friends: "I'm randy. I need a s**g, it's driving me mad."
Katie - also known as Jordan - also posed topless for a new calendar aboard a boat.
The 31-year-old brunette has poked fun at the amount of attention her holiday and separation from Peter, 36, has attracted.
On her Facebook page, Katie claimed she was going to chop off all her locks just like Britney Spears did when she famously shaved her head at her lowest ebb during her 2007 breakdown.
She wrote: "Katie is going to shave her head"
I'm randy. I need a s**g, it's driving me mad.
Although she is hungry for some bedroom fun, her friends claim she is secretly worried she won't be able to find another man like Peter and is paranoid guys who flirt with her aren't genuine.
One pal told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "Katie knows she was very lucky to have Peter who was so good to her. She can be very demanding and hard to live with.
18.6.09
KELIS DIVORCE DEMANDS

Kelis is demanding Nas funds stem cell storage for their baby.
The 'Milkshake' singer filed for divorce from the rapper in May, citing "irreconcilable differences", and legal documents show she has made a string of requests for their unborn child from her spouse of four years.
A letter to Nas' lawyer, Mark Kaplan, from Kelis' representative claims the singer needs money to buy storage space "to bank the baby's blood when he is born. The banking is the collection and storage of the stem cells found in the baby's umbilical cord".
A storage plan pricing information leaflet included in the filing notes states stem cell storage costs $1,999 for the first year.
Kelis - whose baby son is due on July 21 - is asking her estranged husband for $20,000 towards the cost of "purchasing strollers, cribs and other baby supplies" for their two homes, an apartment in Manhattan and a house in Los Angeles.
purchasing strollers, cribs and other baby supplies
She is also seeking money to pay for a baby nurse, nanny and other staff.
According to papers she filed in a Los Angeles court, Kelis - whose surname is Rogers - claims she didn't work much in 2008 and had separate bank accounts from her husband. The papers also state she is willing to return to her music career after the baby is born.
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