Wrong deed!!

One day a boy asked God, "Is it wrong to sleep with a girl before marriage?"


God replied, "No it is not, but the problem is that you guys don't sleep.."

The order's placed.

A store manager heard his salesman tell a customer, "No ma'am, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon."


Horrified, the manager came running over to the customer and said, "Of course we'll be having some soon. We placed an order last week."


Then the manager drew the salesman aside.
"Never," he snarled, "Never say we're out of anything - say we've got it on order and it's coming. Now what it she wanted?"
"Rain" said the salesman.

Married??

The owner of a bakery was closing shop on a stormy winter night when a man came to ask for two sweet rolls.
"Are you married?" he asked.
"Do you think my mother would send me out on a night like this?" replied the customer.

You don't get promoted!!

A judge gazed at a drunk in a line-up and commented:: "You've been popping up before me in this court regularly for over twenty years."


The drunk answered, "Can I help it if you don't get promoted?"

Relatives!!

A pastor called the Municipal health Department to request that a dead mule be removed from the front office of the church.
The young clerk, who answered the phone, thought he would be smart.
"I thought you clergymen took care of the dead." he remarked.


"We do", answered the witty pastor,"but first we get in touch with their relatives."