Joke - What Trip?

A popular airline recently introduced a special half rate fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting great feedback, the company sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"

Joke - Back Seat

Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.

"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," said the beaming boy to his old man.

 "Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you have been doing to me for sixteen years."


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Joke - Nice Name

There were 3 japanese guys named Chu, Bu & Fu.

They didn`t like their names so they decided to go to America and change their names.

And they arrived in U.S.

So Chu changed his name to Chuck..
Bu changed his name to Buck
and Fu ?

He went back home!


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Joke - Bad Memory

An 80-year-old-couple are having problems remembering things, so they decide to see their doctor to find out if anything is wrong with them. They see the doctor and tell him about the memory problems they've been having. After a check-up, the doctor tells them that they are physically fine but might want to start writing things down to help them remember things. They thank the doctor and leave.

Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. "Where are you going?" asks his wife.

"To the kitchen," he replies.

"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" she asks.

"Sure," he says.

She says, "Maybe you should write it down so you'll remember."

"I'll remember," he says

"Well, I would also like some strawberries on top," she says.

"You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget."

"I can remember that," he says, as he begins to loose his patience. "You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."

"I would also like whip cream on top," she adds, "I know you will forget that so you better write it down."

Hopping mad he says, "I don't need to write that down! I will remember just fine." He fumes into the kitchen to get the food.

20 minutes later he returns from the kitchen and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "Where the hell is my Pineapple juice?"


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Joke - How Many?

A man walks into the front door of a bar.

He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and offers to call him a cab. The drunker is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door.


A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the SIDE door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and still politely - but more firmly, refuses service to the man and again offers to call a cab. The drunker looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, the same drunker bursts in through the BACK door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool and then violently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.

The surprised drunker looks at the bartender, and in hopeless anguish, cries "MAAAN! How many bars do you work at?


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