Jokes On The Indian Railways

Jokes on the Indian Railways. Hope you have a good laugh

1. A disappointed lover lay on the railway tracks to die. A passer-by asked why he had a rice and curry lunchbox with him.

He replies: “In this country, you can starve to death waiting for a train.” 

2. Did you hear about the disgruntled passenger who decided to trick the Indian Railway? He bought a ticket but refused to travel. 

Joke - Written Communication

Once a couple had one of their usual quarrels as a consequence of which all conversation between them stopped. Unfortunately the husband was to attend his office very early the next morning. 


So he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me up tomorrow morning," and kept it beside his wife's pillow. His wife read it and went to sleep.


He woke up very late the next morning and got very angry. He looked ferociously at his wife, but she calmly pointed towards his pillow. Under his pillow he found a piece of paper. 


On it was written, "Please wake up, it is 6 o'clock now."

POZI MWANANA

Joke - Emergency Call

This is the true story of George, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.


He immediately phoned the police. The police explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.


George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.


"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."


Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. 


One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"


George said, "I thought you said there was Nobody Available!"

Humour - Symptoms Of Drinking 2 Much Coffee!

You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When:


1. You ski uphill.

2. You speed walk in your sleep.

3. You answer the door before people knock.

4. You sleep with your eyes open.

5. You just completed your third sweater today, and you don’t know how to knit.

6. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

7. You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

8. The only time you’re standing still is in an earthquake.

9. You lick your coffee pot clean.

10. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

11. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

12. You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.

13. You don’t sweat, you percolate.

14. People get dizzy just watching you.

15. People can test their batteries in your ears.

16. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

17. You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.

18. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.