Joke - Change From Professor!

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. 


Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."


The next class the professor handed the graded tests back out. This student got back his test, his test grade and his $64 change. 

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Joke - Further Away

Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their pick up truck. Another hunter approached pulling his along too.


"Hey," says the lone hunter, "I don't want to tell you how to do something... but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer the other way. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground." 


After the lone hunter left, the two rednecks decided to give it a try. A little while later one says to the other, "Ya know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!" "Yep," the other added, "but we're gittin' further away from the truck...." 

Joke - I'm The Groom

A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say,"

"And I said keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."