This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory.
Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants took advantage of his good nature, and would steal his parking spot.This continued until he put up the following effective sign: This parking space belongs to the Wizard....
Violators will be toad!
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27.8.10
Joke - Weighing A Baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.
The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.
"That won't work," countered the woman.
"I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."
The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.
"That won't work," countered the woman.
"I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."
24.8.10
WASHIRIKI MISS TANZANIA 2010 WATEMBELEA HIFADHI YA NGORONGORO
Baadhi ya warembo wanoshiriki mashindano ya Kumsaka Vodacom Miss Tanzania wakicheza ngoma ya Kimasai wakati walipokaribishwa katika Boma la wafugaji hao lililopo ndani ya Hifadhi ya Ngorongoro wakati wakiwa katika ziara yao ya kutembelea vivutio vya Utalii vilivyopo Mikoa ya Kaskazini, ikiwa ni sehemu ya kuhamasisha utalii 
Baadhi ya warembo wa Vodacom Miss Tanzania 2010 wakinunua shanga za kimasai kutoka kwa wauzaji waliopo katika Boma lililopo katika Hifadhi ya Ngorongoro wakati warembo hao walipotembelea hifadhi hiyo wakati wakiwa katika ziara yao ya kutembelea vivutio vya Utalii vilivyopo Mikoa ya Kaskazini, ikiwa nbi sehemu ya kuhamasisha utalii .
Baadhi ya warembo wa Vodacom Miss Tanzania 2010 wakinunua shanga za kimasai kutoka kwa wauzaji waliopo katika Boma lililopo katika Hifadhi ya Ngorongoro wakati warembo hao walipotembelea hifadhi hiyo wakati wakiwa katika ziara yao ya kutembelea vivutio vya Utalii vilivyopo Mikoa ya Kaskazini, ikiwa nbi sehemu ya kuhamasisha utalii .
Baadhi ya Warembo wa Vodacom Miss Tanzania wakitoka katika nyumba za Tembe za wafugaji wa jamii ya Kimasai waishio katika Hifadhi ya Ngorongoro wakati wakiwa katika ziara yao ya kutembelea vivutio vya Utalii vilivyopo Mikoa ya Kaskazini, ikiwa ni sehemu ya kuhamasisha utalii wa ndani Joke - Drill For Hubby
Although this married couple enjoyed their luxury fishing boat together, it was the husband who was always behind the wheel operating the boat. He was concerned about what might happen in an emergency. So one day out on the lake he suddenly said to his wife,
"Ok honey, this is a drill. Pretend that I am having a heart attack. You must get the boat safely to shore."
She was initially surprised and flustered, but she soon settled down and was able to safely drive the boat to shore.
Later that evening, the wife walked into the living room where her husband was watching television. She sat down next to him, grabbed the remote control, switched the channel, and said to him,
"OK honey, this is a drill. Pretend I'm having a heart attack. You must set the table, cook dinner, and wash the dishes."
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