Joke - Money From God

A nice young worker from the Post Office, was sorting through her regular envelopes, when she discovered a letter addressed as follows:
GOD
c/o Heaven


Upon opening the envelope, a letter enclosed told of how a little old lady, who had never asked for anything in her life, was desperately in need of $100 and was wondering if God could send her the money.


Well the young lady was deeply touched and arranged a collection from her fellow workmates. She managed to collect $90 and sent it off to the old lady.


A few weeks later another letter arrived addressed to God, so the young lady opened it and it read..


“Dear God,
Thank you for the money, I deeply appreciate it, however I only received $90. It must have been those crooks at the Post Office.”

KELLY ROWLAND DOES HOUSTON ...........

Last week Kelly Rowland held a charity event in Houston in support of her new foundation “I heart My Girlfriends”. Her former Destiny’s Child bandmate Letoya Luckett as well as Lala Vazquez and DJ Brandy Garcia came out to support the event that included beauty tips, music, a fashion show and step show.

Joke - No Parking

This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory.

Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants took advantage of his good nature, and would steal his parking spot.This continued until he put up the following effective sign: This parking space belongs to the Wizard....

Violators will be toad!

THE GORGEOUS STONNI

Joke - Weighing A Baby

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.


The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.


"That won't work," countered the woman.


"I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."