Joke - Mom's Birthday Present

My parents recently retired. Mom always wanted to learn to play the piano, so dad bought her a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it. "Oh, we returned the piano." said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a flute instead."

"Why?" I asked. "Because," he answered, "with a flute, she can't sing."

Joke - Question Of Corruption

During a trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he asked, "that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

Joke - Printed On The Bottom

A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens. “How did you know?” his mom asked.

“Daddy picked them up and looked underneath and told me,” he replied, “I think it’s printed on the bottom.”

Joke - Who Gets The Toy?

The father of four children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask who should have the present.

“Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?”

The four small voices answered in unison. “Okay, daddy, you get the toy.”

Joke - Sun At Last!

The professor in our inorganic chemistry lectures needed sunlight to catalyse a chemical reaction in an experiment.


However, on two successive days the weather was too cloudy. When on the third day, sunlight streamed in, the professor said, " At last we have a little sun".


Immediately a voice from the back of the room said, "Three cheers for the professor's wife".