A Computer Is No Match For Me - One Liner Joke

A computer beat me at chess once. But, it was no match for me

at kick boxing.

Joke - Addressing Problems

The clergyman on his vacation wrote a long letter concerning his traveling experiences to be circulated among the members of the congregation. The letter opened in this form:

“Dear Friends:

“I will not address you as ladies and gentlemen, because I know you so well.”

Classic Joke - Efficiency

The highly efficient housewife bragged that she always rose early, and had every bed in the house made before anybody else in the house was up.

Funny Joke - Fog Troubles

The old gentleman was lost in a London fog, so thick that he could hardly see his hand before his face. He became seriously alarmed when he found himself in a slimy alley. Then he heard footsteps approaching through the obscurity, and sighed with relief.

“Where am I going to?” he cried anxiously.

A voice replied weirdly from the darkness beyond:

“Into the river - I’ve just come out!”

Joke - My Wife!

The gentleman at the party, turned to another guest, who had just paused beside him:

“Women are fickle. See that pretty woman by the window? She was smiling at me flirtatiously a few minutes ago and now she looks cold as an iceberg.”

“I have only just arrived,” the other man said. “And she is my wife.”