Ciara pulled in to NY last night with DJ Scribble for the Malibu Boom Radio Station Invasion tour. Dressed in a black cut out dress and her staple Christian Louboutin pumps, she stopped by the red carpet before hitting the stage
5.8.11
Hilarious Joke - The First Landing
My brother-in-law is a little bit on the crazy side. The first time he went up in an airplane, it was to skydive.
The second time was a few months later on a commercial flight. When the plane started the descent, he got a bit nervous.
The lady sitting next to him asked "Are you flying for the first time?"
He responded, "No its just my first landing."
Joke - A Job Opening
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.
The employer having read all his applications said, "We have an opening for people like you."
"Oh, great," the applicant said, "What is it?"
"It's called the door!"
Yet Another Blonde Joke!
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, trots into a wealthy neighborhood. She goes into the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde is at the door to collect her money.
"You've finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
The Three Blondes - Funny Joke
There were three blondes driving down a hill. Suddenly the girl driving realized that her brakes were gone. They all started screaming and telling themselves they were going to die.
Then one girl noticed a sign. She Said, "Oh! Don't worry there's a stop sign down there!"
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