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4.11.11
A CUSTOMER WALKS INTO A BAR JOKE
A CUSTOMER WALKS INTO A BAR
one evening sporting a pair of swollen black eyes that look extremely painful.
‘Hey, Maddy!’ says the bartender. ‘Who gave you those beauties?’
‘Nobody gave them to me,’ said Maddy. ‘I had to fight like crazy for both of them.’
1.11.11
Joke - The Wrong Way
It was her husband warning her:
"Darling", he said, "I just heard on the news that there is a car going the wrong way down the Freeway. Please be careful!"
"Its not just one car", cried the blonde, "There are hundreds of them!"
25.10.11
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