Joke - Cooking The Right Way

A young newlywed was preparing a ham for Christmas dinner. She carefully cut off the end of the ham before placing it in the pan for baking.

Her husband asked her, "Why did you cut off the end of the ham?"

And she replied, "I really don't know, but my mother always did, so I thought you were supposed to."

Later, when talking to her mother, she asked her why she cut off the end of the ham before baking it, and her mother replied,

"I really don't know, but that's the way my mom always did it."

A few weeks later while visiting her grandmother, the young woman asked, "Grandma, why is it that you cut off the end of a ham before you bake it?"

Her grandmother replied,

"Well dear, it would never fit into my baking pan."

SWAHILI FASHION WEEK

Hilarious Joke - Changing Underwear

The men of Charlie Company had been in the field for two weeks when the Sarge announces,

"I've got great news. Today we're going to change our underwear."

The troops start cheering at the news. Then the Sargent says,

"Smith, you change with Jones. Andrews, you change with Murphy..."

HONGERA SHAMIM 8020

Diamond Vip Hall.

Nembo hiyo ya 8020.

Shamim akizindua Nembo yake nyingine hiyo unayoiyona kwa ajili ya mavazi B2A .

Shamim na shost yake Monica Wakilia na kukumbatiana kwa furaha.

Shamim.

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H Hawa mkamba akicheza

Linah na Junaithar

Isha mashauzi

Mhhhhhh .

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Dida mwanamboka.

Jokate

Lemina mzuka umepanda.

Amber rose,Dida.

Dida,Jlo

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Yaaani we acha tu sisemi .

Monica Mamaaa JJ,Luluu kiluvia.

Mama Kimora ,kulia Hawa whiteley .

Shamim,Dida.

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A CUSTOMER WALKS INTO A BAR JOKE

A CUSTOMER WALKS INTO A BAR
one evening sporting a pair of swollen black eyes that look extremely painful.


‘Hey, Maddy!’ says the bartender. ‘Who gave you those beauties?’


‘Nobody gave them to me,’ said Maddy. ‘I had to fight like crazy for both of them.’