Joke - Why Women Speak More

A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study in that morning's newspaper which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day.

She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that the reason women use twice as many words as men is because they have to repeat everything they say.

He looked up from his paper and said, "What?"

PREGGO BEYONCE

Beyonce hasn't showed her actual baby belly sans clothes since Croatia back in September. But she played peek-a-boo with her controversial belly while her blue bikini under a blue sheer tunic yesterday in Miami.

Joke - Cooking The Right Way

A young newlywed was preparing a ham for Christmas dinner. She carefully cut off the end of the ham before placing it in the pan for baking.

Her husband asked her, "Why did you cut off the end of the ham?"

And she replied, "I really don't know, but my mother always did, so I thought you were supposed to."

Later, when talking to her mother, she asked her why she cut off the end of the ham before baking it, and her mother replied,

"I really don't know, but that's the way my mom always did it."

A few weeks later while visiting her grandmother, the young woman asked, "Grandma, why is it that you cut off the end of a ham before you bake it?"

Her grandmother replied,

"Well dear, it would never fit into my baking pan."

SWAHILI FASHION WEEK

Hilarious Joke - Changing Underwear

The men of Charlie Company had been in the field for two weeks when the Sarge announces,

"I've got great news. Today we're going to change our underwear."

The troops start cheering at the news. Then the Sargent says,

"Smith, you change with Jones. Andrews, you change with Murphy..."