The Confusion - Hilarious Joke

Q: Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

A: His daddy was really a mummy.

Cars Children And Accident - Funny Joke

Children in the backseat can cause 

ACCIDENTS.

Accidents in the backseat can cause 

CHILDREN.

Who's The Boss - Funny Joke

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the stripped yellow one?''

The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''

''What about the green one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''

''What about the red one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''

The man says, ''What does HE do?''

The assistant says, ''NOTHING, but the other two call him BOSS.''

The Broken Toy - Funny Joke

A little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looks down at the boy and asks.

"Can I touch it?"

"No way -- you've already broke yours off!"

The Missing P - Kids Joke

Little Tom had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.

"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."

"That's very good, Tom. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?

"It's running down my leg."