Joke – Baptized Lamb

Once upon a time a Jesuit baptized a man and told him : “From now on your name is no longer Nigaro, its Francisco and on Fridays you’ll eat only fish.” 

The next Friday the Jesuit visited the convert and found him eating roasted lamb. “Francisco today is Friday! Why are you eating lamb? the Jesuit asked.

“Father,” the man answered, “Francisco take lamb, throw water upon him and then say, “Now you not call lamb any more, you call yourself fish.”