A man and a woman get in a car accident. Their cars got totally demolished but luckily both of them survive.
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says,"wow! Look at the cars they're totaled! But luckily we both did not even get a scratch! This is a sign that we should become friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."
Man," I totally agree wit u."
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says," that bottle survived the crash just like us, I think its a sign from God. We should open it and celebrate our new found friendship."
So she hands the bottle to the man. He nods his head and because of the nerve-wrecking accident he chugs about a third of the bottle.. He hands it back to the woman, who immediately puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
Man,"Aren't u having any?"
The woman replies," No I think ill just wait for the police;)
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