Family Ties - Hilarious Jokes

A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR and sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching his friend, he comments, ‘You look terrible. What’s the matter?’

‘My mother died in August,’ his friend says, ‘and left me $25,000.’

‘Man, that’s tough,’ he replies.

‘Then in September,’ the friend continues, ‘my father died, leaving me $90,000.’

‘Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you’re depressed.’

‘And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000.’

‘Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.’

‘Then this month,’ continued the friend, ‘absolutely nothing!’