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31.3.12

High Stock Prices - Funny Joke

The chief executive officer of an electronics company called in his public-relations director. "Listen, Wilson. Someone is trying to buy us out. Get the price of our stock up so it'll be too expensive for them. I don't care how you do it, just do it!"

The P.R. man did so. When the CEO asked how, he replied,
"I started a rumor Wall Street obviously liked."

"What was that?"

"I told them you were resigning."

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