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15.3.12

Pulling The Plug - Hilarious Joke

A couple was having a discussion about life and death and the man declared, “I don’t want to be kept alive in an artificial state. If the worst should happen and I need a machine and fluids to keep me alive, I want you to pull the plug.”

“But I don’t know if I can,” the woman replied. “So long as you are still living and breathing, there is always the chance that you can come back to me.”

“Stop the fluids and unplug the machine,” the man insisted. “If I was meant to live, I would find a way back to you without the fluids and the machine.”

“Well, since you insist,...” The woman got up, unplugged the television set and threw away all his beer.

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