Rajnikanth Jokes that will leave your heads spinning. So forget everything and get ready for some mayhem.
1. Rajnikanth killed the dead sea.
2. Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
3. Rajnikanth once wrote an autobiography. Today that book is known as the Guiness Book of World Records.
4. Rajnikanth’s Email is : gmail@rajnikanth.com
5. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”.
6. Rajnikanth can answer a missed call.
7. When Rajnikanth switches on his car’s AC without closing the door, winter starts in India.
8. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajnikanth was born.
9. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajnikanth is on.
10. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajnikanth.
11. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
12. Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
13. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
14. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
15. Rajnkanth can divide by zero.
16. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live.
17. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
18. Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
19. Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
20. When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
21. Rajnikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
22. Rajnikant got his drivers license at the age of 18 seconds.
23. Rajnikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
24. Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
25. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajnikanth lives in Chennai.
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