Joke - Putting Up A Fight

One night, Murphy was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Murphy and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Murphy put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground.

The thief then went through Murphy's pockets and searched him. All the thief could find on Murphy was 25 cents.

The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Murphy why he had bothered to fight so hard for 25 cents.

"Was that all you wanted?" Murphy replied, "I thought you were after the five hundred dollars I've got in my shoe!"

Joke - Smart Soldiers

An Israeli soldier who had only just enlisted asked his Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.

The CO said, "Are you crazy? You just joined the Israeli army and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that kind of recognition!"

The very next day the soldier came back driving an Arab tank!

The CO was very impressed and gave the soldier his 3-day pass.

One of the other new recruits took him aside and asked how he had managed to single-handedly capture an Arab tank.

"Simple" said the soldier, I jumped in one of our tanks and headed towards the border. As I approached the border, I saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white
flag up. Then I said to the Arab soldier, 'How would you like to get a 3-day pass?'

"So we exchanged tanks!"

Joke - Nothing In His Way

A husband reading a newspaper says to his wife, "You know, honey. I think there might be some real merit to what this article says; that the intelligence of a father often proves a stumbling block to the son." 

"Well, thank heaven," said the wife. "At least our James has nothing standing in his way."

LOVENESS FLAVIAN AVIKWA TAJI

Hatimaye kitendawili cha nani ataibuka Vodacom Miss kanda ya Mashariki 2011 kimetenguliwa na jo

po la majaji limemtangaza Miss Lindi 2011, Loveness Flavian (20) na Msomi wa Chuo Kikuu cha Makere al

iye na Shahada ya Mahusiano ya Kimataifa kuwa ndie mshindi.

Loveness ambaye alionesha mapema kuwa kinara wa washiriki wengine 10 licha ya kuvalia namba 10 sasa ataungana na warembo Asha Salehe na Mariaclara Mathayo kuingia katika kambi ya Miss Tanzania 2011 kutoka Kanda ya Mashariki.

Vodacom Miss Eastern Zone 2011, Loveness Flavian (katikati) akiwa katika picha ya pamoja na mshindi wa pili, Asha Saleh (kushoto) na Mariaclara Mathayo aliyeshika nafasi ya tatu.

Loveness alipotajwa kuwa ndie mshinde alilia kwa furaha na hakuamini alicho kisikia.

Miss Eastern Zone Flora Florence aliyemaliza muda wake akimvisha taji Loveness Flavian.

Warembo waliofanikiwa kuingia hatua ya 5 bora ya Miss Kanda ya Mashariki. Kutoka Kulia ni

Ritha Kavishe, Rahma Swai, Mariaclara Mathayo, Loveness Flavian na Asha Saleh

Hawa ni washiriki wote wa Miss Kanda ya Mashariki

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Mwanamuziki Chaka Khan akiwa amepozi kwa picha leo mchana na Mkurugenzi wa kampuni ya Clouds Media Group,Joseph Kusaga akiwa na Mkewe,Mkurugenzi wa kampuni bingwa ya burudani hapa nchini,Prime Time Promotions Ltd Juhayna Ajmi Kusaga pamoja na mtoto wao Natalia Kusaga .