An Israeli soldier who had only just enlisted asked his Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
The CO said, "Are you crazy? You just joined the Israeli army and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that kind of recognition!"
The very next day the soldier came back driving an Arab tank!
The CO was very impressed and gave the soldier his 3-day pass.
One of the other new recruits took him aside and asked how he had managed to single-handedly capture an Arab tank.
"Simple" said the soldier, I jumped in one of our tanks and headed towards the border. As I approached the border, I saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white
flag up. Then I said to the Arab soldier, 'How would you like to get a 3-day pass?'
"So we exchanged tanks!"
The CO said, "Are you crazy? You just joined the Israeli army and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that kind of recognition!"
The very next day the soldier came back driving an Arab tank!
The CO was very impressed and gave the soldier his 3-day pass.
One of the other new recruits took him aside and asked how he had managed to single-handedly capture an Arab tank.
"Simple" said the soldier, I jumped in one of our tanks and headed towards the border. As I approached the border, I saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white
flag up. Then I said to the Arab soldier, 'How would you like to get a 3-day pass?'
"So we exchanged tanks!"
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