GO TANZANIA ! OFFICIAL INDY@49 THIS SATURDAY

The Official 49th TANZANIA Independence Celebration (UK) DATE: Saturday, 11, December, 2010 VENUE: Club Ambassador, 20-30 London Rd, IG11 8AG

Joke – Baptized Lamb

Once upon a time a Jesuit baptized a man and told him : “From now on your name is no longer Nigaro, its Francisco and on Fridays you’ll eat only fish.” 

The next Friday the Jesuit visited the convert and found him eating roasted lamb. “Francisco today is Friday! Why are you eating lamb? the Jesuit asked.

“Father,” the man answered, “Francisco take lamb, throw water upon him and then say, “Now you not call lamb any more, you call yourself fish.”

Joke - Mom's Birthday Present

My parents recently retired. Mom always wanted to learn to play the piano, so dad bought her a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it. "Oh, we returned the piano." said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a flute instead."

"Why?" I asked. "Because," he answered, "with a flute, she can't sing."

Joke - Question Of Corruption

During a trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he asked, "that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

Joke - Printed On The Bottom

A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens. “How did you know?” his mom asked.

“Daddy picked them up and looked underneath and told me,” he replied, “I think it’s printed on the bottom.”