A man is walking along when he sees a funeral procession going by. It is the longest procession he has ever seen, with a long line of men walking behind the bead body. He notices that the first man in line has a nice big dog on a leash. After watching the long line for a few minutes, the man's curiosity gets the better of him, so he goes up to the first man in the procession.
"Excuse me, Sir" he says to the mourner with the dog, "I'm very sorry to bother you in your time of grief, but never in my life have I seen such a large funeral procession. Could you please tell who this funeral is for?"
"Yes," said the man, tightening the leash on his dog, "the funeral is for my mother-in-law. "You see," he says, "my dog, here attacked and killed her."
"Gee, I'm really sorry to hear that," says the other man,
"But.. tell me do you think may be I could borrow this dog?"
The mourner points his thumb over the shoulders and says, "Get in Line."
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