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12.6.10

Joke - Letters To God

A teacher had asked her class to write a letter to God. This is what some of them wrote:

Dear God:
Instead of letting people die and making new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have?
- Johnny

Dear God:
Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had their own rooms. It worked with me and my brother. 
- Larry


Dear God:
If you watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
- Mickey

Dear God:
Is it true my father won't get into Heaven if he uses his such words in the house?
- Anita

Dear God:
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
- Norma

Dear God:
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
- Michael 

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